Showing posts with label Beaus Mom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Beaus Mom. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Beau-ism of the Week

I was wasting time on Pinterest and this picture showed up on my feed


Beau saw the picture and said, 

"Oh she gots her skin all ruined because her been suckin her thumb.  She should stop sucking her thumb if her wants to get her stomach all better."


I think maybe we tell her too many things are the result of her thumb sucking.  Not a day goes by when you won't hear something preposterous come out of my mouth like,

"Well, honey, your ice cream must have run away because it saw you were sucking your thumb"

or

"I think your tummy hurts because you were sucking your thumb"

or

"That woman on the movie is crying because I told her you were sucking your thumb"




At some point in the future I am going to ask myself where I went wrong, what was that one point in time that I really screwed up my kid.  There is a strong chance I won't remember this moment so I'm sure I can just blame it on my husband when we get there.  

I'm such a good mom.

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Like a Boss

I like to call this series of photos

 "Eating Ice Cream, Like A Boss"







Oh no, this spoon can't scrape every ounce of ice cream off the sides of this bowl. 
Must change tactics and eat like a caveman. 
Finger, natures spoon!







Oh tiny little finger, why use you when I have this giant hand?!






Potential problem. 
can't. 
fit. 
whole. 
hand. 
in. 
mouth.







Sweet nectar of life! 
That's the good stuff.







Why, hello mother. 
How long have you been standing there? 




 Eat Ice Cream. Like A Boss. 



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