Beauism of the week

There is an epic game of tug of war going on in my house right now.

My oldest firecracker has declared war with Daddy over a stick.  

Daddy isn't aware the situation has escalated from playful keep away to full on war because, even though Beau is pulling with all her might, Daddy is absently holding the stick with one hand while also watching TV.

Her grip is weakening and her strength is faltering.  She knows the end is near.  She looks him in the eye and through gritted teeth she summons the remainder of her strength to utter a single threat...

"I get stronger everyday.  And I get older every year"

Well, she's not wrong.