I made the mistake of actually feeling good about my body for a few minutes.
Beau and Alex are always around to fix that.
This morning, while working out in the garage...in short shorts...
Alex: "Mom, are you big and fat?"
Me: " Umm, no." (Pause) "Do I look big and fat?"
Me: "Good answer"
Alex: "Well, your butt kinda does"
Beau: "And the tops of your legs"
It's a good thing they are so cute.