Weekly Beau-ism

B was going potty (for what seemed like the 5th time today) and sang out,

"I'mmm doo-oone!"

alerting her bum wiping team that it was time for action. Bum Wiper Alpha (me) was busy preping dinner so Rookie Wiper (Aunt Corner) was called in as backup.

Rookie: "Beau you are a pooping machine"
B: "I am NOT a pooping machine! I'm a girl!"

B found NO humor in the disrespectful comment. The Rookie has been punished with 10 future wiping expeditions barring no future mishaps.




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